I am now Legal.

K lost my license on New Year's Eve when we went for our swanky outing to the Black Bear Saloon.

I have driven illegally for the past 2 months, and let me tell you that it has weighed very heavy on my psyche. I am a by the rules kinda girl and every time I drove past a cop, I felt the overwhelming need to pull over and turn myself in.

Alas, I didn't get a new picture since they just reprint the old license, so I still have the one where I look like a crack whore. No exaggeration.

But hey-I was in and out in 10 minutes from the DMV- who am I to complain about a bad photo op?

Oh, and today begins my spa weekend extravaganza- just in case I haven't rubbed it in enough.

I am so very bad.

Ok- so the guilt of being flip about Lent is overwhelming me. I did not give up underpants for Lent- I didn't give up anything 'cause I am not Catholic, but I want to emphasize that I hold sacred traditions sacred. I mean really sacred.

Ok- so now I feel better and less heathenish.

And I am thinking about something I could give up. Just for the penance and mental anguish, you know.

How about giving up……….deodorant?

 

I am giving up underpants for Lent

I found out yesterday that we are entering into the season of Lent. Which apparently begins forty days before Easter. Who has time to keep track of all this? I can barely remember my name!

Anyhoo- K told me last night that folks should give up something to mark the event and that it should be something important and special.

So I am giving up underpants. What is more important and special than that?

Geeze- I hope I don't get in a car wreck.

On thinking about last night

Hey Kevie Kev:

What up? Not much here. You were pretty cuddly last night. And you snored a lot. But that is ok cause I was really sleepy so I didn't notice it too much.

I hope that you have a great week and good things happen for you. Like maybe you will win the lottery and we can go on a cruise to a warm destination. Barcelona?? That would be nice.

I would also buy some Christian Leboutin shoes if you won the lottery. And probably a lot of other stuff too.

Did you buy a lottery ticket? No? Oh, well I guess we won't win after all.

Ok, well have a good week anyway……

 

P.S.- my lucky number is 13. Just in case.

 

After Sunday....

Then it is Monday and that really sucks. But today is the last day of the fun week we have had with the kids and family so I really want to enjoy it.
Sher has been asking me a ton of questions about God and I really wonder where she gets them.
We had fun in the City, but after a few sculptures and paintings the boys were moving mighty slow. Too much culture for them I guess.
They did like the "Arms and Armor" exhibit. We did notice that all of the knights were tiny with small feet so I wondered how they carried all of the weight around. Except for a suit of armor that was Henry VIII's.
He was super fat.
And a big ol' meanie.

On the train

So here are the boys on the way to the City. They are looking pretty
spry aren't they? We are heading in for a fun day of museums, Chinese
food, and Max Brenners-the best chocolate shop ever for kids. They
bring flaming pots of chocolate fondue to the table. There is nothing
better than live fire at a table with three kids.
Once Sher's hair caught on fire while we posed for a picture.
That was pretty cool.

Dear Michelle, I found your hat.

You know.. the cute, white one that you couldn't find at Christmas. Well, I found it today while doing a frantic pre-company cleaning. Under the armoire in Ry's room. Snug as a bug waiting on me. I don't think it wanted to go home with you.

I know it's your hat but it looks really cute on me. Can I keep it?

Please????