I have been invited to a pool party to participate in a celebratory manner the birthday of our great nation. I ask in advance for your forgiveness.
Please forgive me for my white legs and visible stretch marks.
Forgive me for thinking that I am firm and twenty one.
Forgive the tiny bikini that will do its best to support me, but fail miserably.
Please forgive the, ahem, "tiny" pot belly that exists from 3 kids and cupcakes.
Please forgive the slightly jiggly thighs and derriere, I have been slacking at the gym.
Please, embrace my flaws and say nothing of them while I enjoy my day in the sun. Laters.
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