Too Bad, So Sad

Here is my Forever 21 bag. See how forlorn it is. Cause I am a liar. I am not 21. I am really on the negative side of 30. So why do I persist on shopping here and receiving cross "why-is-this-old-lady-in-here-with-her-kids" looks. Well I will tell you why:

1. Cause it's cheap clothes.
2. Cause in my head I am hot and 21.
3. ....... um....well, that's it.

You should go in sometime yourself. You know who you are!