Line Jumper

A really old and crabby lady cut in front of me in line at CVS. I was upset until I saw the following things:

1. She was wearing foxy brown pantyhose with flip-flops with a khaki jumpsuit
   
2. She had run into the bad side of Botox, lip injections and the mad colorist who does off shades of blonde
   
3. Due to the flip-flops, I could see her funky toes and huge bunions (when I say funky- I mean ewwwww!)
   
4. After seeing this I
   
   1. Threw up in my mouth
      
   2. Felt sorry for her
      
   3. Wasn't so upset- maybe she was in a hurry to get to the podiatrist
      
   4. Wished K were there to see it cause feet gross him right out
      

After all these observations, I just looked at my lovely, bunion free feet and waited my next turn in line. Laters.