Muchas Gracias

I would like to thank my friend Sara L. for the guilty pleasure of TMZ and the like. How else would I know that a certain celebrity has nude pictures, a bald spot, butt cellulite, or about the man who smuggled 20 songbirds into LAX in his socks. This is invaluable info and knowledge is power.

I am practically giddy with the knowledge that Ms. California keeps her crown despite the TMZ boob shot. Laters.