Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Which Girl R U?

Please identify yourself from each genre (you know who you are) I find myself to be a pleasant mix of course!

Rap girls:

  1. Thick thighs
  2. Applebottom jeans
  3. Reeboks with a strap
  4. Are very "independent" and "pay their bills on time"
  5. Have mountains of disposable cash for expensive accoutrements
  6. Lick their lips often
  7. Like to "go til the break of dawn????" (I am very confused by this)
  8. Have "back" as in "baby got back"


 

Country Girls:

  1. Got her name on the back of her belt
  2. Got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
  3. Likes makin' love in the pale moon light
  4. Likes the boot scootin boogie
  5. Predominately blue-eyed
  6. Some in favor of waiting for the rodeo man- most are not
  7. Buys her lingerie at Wal-Mart for half price
  8. Keeps her Christmas lights up all year long


 

Rock Girls:

  1. Have legs and they know how to use them
  2. Crazy about a sharp dressed man
  3. Love Rock and Roll
  4. All they want to do is make love to you
  5. Favor blonde, teased hair and lots of eye makeup
  6. Enjoy rolling around on car hoods
  7. Are once bitten, twice shy
  8. Are thorny- as in every rose has its thorns

Indie Girls:

  1. Have hairy pits
  2. Jagged little pills and man angst
  3. Like to run around naked in their living rooms
  4. Are ironic
  5. Are non-blondes
  6. Spin you right round
  7. Sometimes shave their legs and sometimes they don't
  8. Thank you frailty, India, disillusionment


 


 

1 comment:

  1. I think out of all of those, I fit most into the Rap Girl category, but my penchant for singing Gretchen Wilson songs at the top of my lungs may make me a Country Girl by default.

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