Please identify yourself from each genre (you know who you are) I find myself to be a pleasant mix of course!
Rap girls:
- Thick thighs
- Applebottom jeans
- Reeboks with a strap
- Are very "independent" and "pay their bills on time"
- Have mountains of disposable cash for expensive accoutrements
- Lick their lips often
- Like to "go til the break of dawn????" (I am very confused by this)
- Have "back" as in "baby got back"
Country Girls:
- Got her name on the back of her belt
- Got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else
- Likes makin' love in the pale moon light
- Likes the boot scootin boogie
- Predominately blue-eyed
- Some in favor of waiting for the rodeo man- most are not
- Buys her lingerie at Wal-Mart for half price
- Keeps her Christmas lights up all year long
Rock Girls:
- Have legs and they know how to use them
- Crazy about a sharp dressed man
- Love Rock and Roll
- All they want to do is make love to you
- Favor blonde, teased hair and lots of eye makeup
- Enjoy rolling around on car hoods
- Are once bitten, twice shy
- Are thorny- as in every rose has its thorns
Indie Girls:
- Have hairy pits
- Jagged little pills and man angst
- Like to run around naked in their living rooms
- Are ironic
- Are non-blondes
- Spin you right round
- Sometimes shave their legs and sometimes they don't
- Thank you frailty, India, disillusionment
I think out of all of those, I fit most into the Rap Girl category, but my penchant for singing Gretchen Wilson songs at the top of my lungs may make me a Country Girl by default.
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