Today I celebrate the ancient sacred ritual called "Mommy's Nap." I am sure that you remember your history and know that many Greek and Roman ruins contain specific references to "Mommy's Nap" as do ancient hieroglyphs written on many pyramids. As you know, those ancient Egyptians were dang fond of "Mommy's Nap."
In fact, the sacred text that first refers to "Mommy's Nap" is much like the Rosetta Stone, unlocking many of the mystical secrets of the Egyptian language especially those pertaining to wine, shopping at the market, and the weird symbol that looks like a bird.
I have chosen to partake in this sacred event since I meet the stringent criteria set forth in ancient text; having the day off, pouring rain, and being tired and slightly crabby.
The moon and stars have aligned themselves and Saturn has a ring around it so all is in order as it should be for the much beloved event. Laters.
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